Tuesday 6 September 2011

WARNING stay on the track!

Police have issued a warning to walkers on the Cleveland Hills today to stay on the paths since a rare sighting of the legendary Wild Man of Wool-a-Wonga. A statement said "avoid all contact with this scary person" who police described as walking slowly with a limp, missing front teeth and often shouting abuse at passing walkers, in a strange accent. Advice is to stay on the path and report all sightings!

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